{"id":5474,"date":"2025-03-16T10:52:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T10:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5474"},"modified":"2025-03-16T10:52:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T10:52:14","slug":"grandmas-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5474","title":{"rendered":"Grandma\u2019s Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"

A 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother one day.<\/h2>\n

She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture.<\/p>\n

At one point, she looked up and asked, \u201cGrandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n

Grandma replied, \u201cHoney, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. Comedies make me laugh. I\u2019m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n

Grandma turned on the TV, and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.<\/p>\n

The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma\u2019s minister.<\/p>\n

The minister said, \u201cHello, young lady. Is your grandma home?\u201d<\/p>\n

The little girl replied: \u201cYeah, she\u2019s in the bedroom b.a.ngin\u2019 her boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n

The minister fainted\u2026.<\/p>\n

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Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?<\/h2>\n

Well here is the answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.<\/p>\n

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7\u2014year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just him and his granddaughter.<\/p>\n

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn\u2019t feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.<\/p>\n

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh yes, Papa\u201d the girl replied,\u00a0\u201cand do you know what? We didn\u2019t see a single a\u2014\u2014hole, stupid basta\u2014\u2014, or dumb sh\u2014\u2014 anywhere we went today!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson.<\/h2>\n

He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, snacks, all sorts of things.<\/p>\n

The grandad is saying in a controlled voice:\u201cEasy, William, we won\u2019t be long\u2026 easy boy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we\u2019ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandad says again in a controlled voice :\u201cWilliam, William, relax buddy, don\u2019t get upset. We\u2019ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.<\/p>\n

She says : \u201cIt\u2019s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don\u2019t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandad.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThanks,\u201d says the grandpa.\u00a0\u201cBut I am William. The little bugger\u2019s name is Kevin!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked, \u201cGrandma, how come you don\u2019t have a boyfriend?\u201d Grandma replied, \u201cHoney, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5475,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5474\/revisions\/5475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}