{"id":5449,"date":"2025-03-15T11:55:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T11:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5449"},"modified":"2025-03-15T11:55:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-15T11:55:25","slug":"billy-bob-tried-to-sell-his-old-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5449","title":{"rendered":"Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck."},"content":{"rendered":"

Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer.<\/p>\n

One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart.<\/p>\n

His friend told him, \u201cThere is a possibility to make the truck easier to sell, but it\u2019s not legal.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat doesn\u2019t matter,\u201d replied Billy Bob. \u201cI really need to sell the truck.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay,\u201d said Billy Bob\u2019s friend. \u201cHere is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer in your truck back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell it anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n

The following weekend, Billy Bob made the trip to the mechanic.<\/p>\n

Two weeks later, the friend asked Billy Bob, \u201cDid you sell your truck?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo,\u201d replied Billy Bob, \u201cWhy should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/div>\n

She knocks on the window and says, \u201cHi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n

The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street.<\/p>\n

At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, \u201cHi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n

He ignores her again and walks down the street.<\/p>\n

At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, \u201cHi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.\u201d<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, \u201cHi, my name is Kevin, it\u2019s snowing, and I\u2019m driving a salt truck.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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