{"id":5398,"date":"2025-03-13T11:08:30","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T11:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5398"},"modified":"2025-03-13T11:08:30","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T11:08:30","slug":"a-company-feeling-it-was-time-for-a-shakeup-hires-a-new-ceo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5398","title":{"rendered":"A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.<\/p>\n<p>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.<\/p>\n<p>The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means business!<\/p>\n<p>The CEO approaches the guy and asks, \u201cHow much money do you make a week?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, \u201cI make $200.00 a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, \u201cHere\u2019s a week\u2019s pay, now GET OUT!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, \u201dDoes anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, \u201dPizza delivery guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>A New Company Trainee<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-11376 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn-640x335.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cpn-681x357.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, \u201cGet me a cup of coffee, quickly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The voice from the other side responded, \u201cYou idiot; You dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you\u2019re talking to?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d the trainee replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The trainee shouted back, \u201cAnd you know who you\u2019re talking to, you IDIOT?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo!\u201d replied the\u00a0<strong>Managing Director<\/strong>\u00a0angrily.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank God!\u201d replied the trainee and put the phone down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. 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