Laughter is something that all of us need in life. We use it to make us feel better when we are at our lowest and to keep ourselves going when it seems that we need a little boost.<\/p>\n
Some people will listen to a comedy routine to wind down after a difficult day but there is a better way to get your daily chuckle. I happen to have what you need right here, a great joke.<\/p>\n
This is one of those jokes that will keep you giggling all day long. It is also something that you can share with others, which is a great thing to do. Enjoy the joke.<\/p>\n
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.<\/p>\n
\u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as he entered the room. \u2018Oh, it\u2019s a statue,\u2019 she replied.<\/p>\n
\u2018The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.\u2019 No more was said, not even when they went to bed.<\/p>\n
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n
\u2018Here, have this\u2019 he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue.<\/p>\n
Then he said to the statue: \u2018I stood like that for two days at the Smith\u2019s house and nobody offered me anything!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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