when it comes to having an animal in the house, we all have our own reasons. For the most part, they become a member of the family and they provide us with more than we will ever be able to give in return.<\/p>\n
The love a family has for animals is not limited to dogs and cats. As you are about to find out in the following joke, parrots can also be a valuable part of the family.<\/p>\n
This was seen when a burglar broke into the home in the middle of the night. It wasn\u2019t long before the parrot was talking and the burglar should have listened.<\/p>\n
A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice coming from the darkness beyond, that says:<\/p>\n
\u201cJesus is watching you!\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight in the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.<\/p>\n
Angry, the burglar says:<\/p>\n
\u201cSo you are the little voice that almost made me poop my pants? Oh you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!\u201d<\/p>\n
The parrot then says:<\/p>\n
\u201cSaint Peter is watching you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Intrigued, the burglar says:<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don\u2019t believe in any of these religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?\u201d<\/p>\n
The parrot replies:<\/p>\n
\u201cMy name is Judas.\u201d<\/p>\n
The burglar bursts out laughing and asks:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?\u201d<\/p>\n
The parrot promptly responds:<\/p>\n
\u201cThe same stupid jerk that named the two Pit Bulls behind you Jesus and Saint Peter.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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