Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
\n\u201cHi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes<\/p>\n
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.\u201d<\/p>\n
but there is no reply\u2026..<\/p>\n
He sent another text,<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I\u2019m getting you a new car\u201d<\/p>\n
this time ,<\/p>\n
She sent this text back, \u201cOMG really?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband replied, :<\/p>\n
\u201cNo I just wanted to make sure you got my first message\u201d<\/p>\n
Read more: A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
\nA thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.<\/p>\n
Man started sobbing and said, \u201cBrother, you take anything you want but please untie the rope and free her.\u201d<\/p>\n
Thief: \u201cYou really love your wife!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: No, she is my neighbor\u2019s wife. Mine will arrive shortly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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