I got chatting to a girl in a club.<\/p>\n
\u201cCan I buy you a drink ?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cHave you not got a girlfriend ?\u201d she replied, \u201cGuys like you always have girlfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,\u201d I assured her.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh I\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d she said, \u201cGo on then, I\u2019ll have a white wine please.\u201d<\/p>\n
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.<\/p>\n
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, \u201cSo, you\u2019re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed.<\/p>\n
Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?\u201d<\/p>\n
I said, \u201cMy wife found out.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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