{"id":5278,"date":"2025-03-07T11:20:04","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5278"},"modified":"2025-03-07T11:20:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:20:04","slug":"a-blonde-is-terribly-overweight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5278","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is terribly overweight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>The next time I see you,you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor said, \u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde nodded\u2026 \u201cI\u2019ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d, asked the doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, from skipping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5279,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5278\/revisions\/5279"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}