{"id":5276,"date":"2025-03-07T11:19:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5276"},"modified":"2025-03-07T11:19:14","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:19:14","slug":"funny-joke-%e2%80%a3-the-phonecall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5276","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke \u2023 The Phonecall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple is sleeping soundly.<br \/>\nSuddenly the phone rings at 2 o\u2019clock in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>The wife picks up the phone, listens for a moment and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow should I know, that\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>The husband, meanwhile awake, says, \u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife answers, \u201cI don\u2019t know; some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple is sleeping soundly. Suddenly the phone rings at 2 o\u2019clock in the morning. The wife picks up the phone, listens for a moment and says, \u201cHow should I know, that\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hangs up. The husband, meanwhile awake, says, \u201cWho was that?\u201d The wife answers, \u201cI don\u2019t know; some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5277,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276\/revisions\/5277"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}