Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.<\/p>\n
The first one tells her friends, \u201cMy son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him \u201cFather.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second Catholic women chirps, \u201cWell, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, \u201cYour Grace.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third Catholic woman says smugly, \u201cWell, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, \u201cYour Eminence.\u201d<\/p>\n
The fourth Catholic women sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle \u201cWell\u2026?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replies, \u201cMy son is a charismatic, 6\u20192\u201d, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, \u201cMy God.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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