{"id":5263,"date":"2025-03-06T09:28:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T09:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5263"},"modified":"2025-03-06T09:28:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T09:28:25","slug":"a-married-couple-in-their-early-60s-was-out-celebrating-their-35th-wedding-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5263","title":{"rendered":"A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary"},"content":{"rendered":"

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, \u201cFor being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other all this time, I will grant you each a wish.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOoh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,\u201d said the wife.<\/p>\n

The fairy moved her magic wand and \u2013 abracadabra! \u2013 two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.<\/p>\n

Now it was the husband\u2019s turn. He thought for a moment and said, \u201cWell, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I\u2019m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish\u2026<\/p>\n

So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and \u2013 abracadabra! \u2013 the husband was 92 years old.<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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An elderly couple were going to bed<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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An elderly couple were going to bed!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The old man was sleepy and trying to sleep when his wife said, \u201cRemember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and said, \u201cGood night!\u201d<\/p>\n

Just as he was about to doze off she said, \u201cYou would then kiss me lovingly!\u201d<\/p>\n

Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss on her cheeks.<\/p>\n

Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said, and then you would give me a bite on my neck!<\/p>\n

The old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cTo bring my damn teeth!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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