{"id":5251,"date":"2025-03-06T09:21:39","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T09:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5251"},"modified":"2025-03-06T09:21:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T09:21:39","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-followed-her-husband-to-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5251","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife followed her husband to the bar."},"content":{"rendered":"

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.<\/p>\n

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d she spluttered, \u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d cried the husband.<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d<\/p>\n

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A wife asks her husband to go to the shop to buy a carton of milk<\/p>\n

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A wife asks her husband to go to the shop to buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, to get six.<\/p>\n

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The husband returns with six cartons of milk.<\/p>\n

When the wife asks, \u201cWhy did you buy so much milk?!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

He replies,\u00a0\u201cThey had eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n

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