{"id":5221,"date":"2025-03-04T06:49:39","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T06:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5221"},"modified":"2025-03-04T06:49:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T06:49:39","slug":"an-old-blind-cowboy-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5221","title":{"rendered":"An old blind cowboy walks into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"

An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, \u201cHey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?<\/p>\n

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n

1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.<\/p>\n

3. I am a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n

4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ice Fishing Blonde<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.<\/p>\n

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.<\/p>\n

Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, \u201cThere are no fish in there\u201d.<\/p>\n

So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.<\/p>\n

So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.<\/p>\n

So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow do you know there are no fish there?\u201d asks the blonde.<\/p>\n

So the man cooly says \u201cWell, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you\u2019re going to have to pay for those holes.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, \u201cHey, do you want to hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5222,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5221\/revisions\/5222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}