A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\u2019s a bad one.<\/p>\n
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.<\/p>\n
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, \u201cSo you\u2019re a man, that\u2019s interesting.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There\u2019s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.<\/p>\n
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replied, \u201cI agree with you completely.\u201d \u201cThis must be a sign from God!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman continued, \u201cAnd look at this, here\u2019s another miracle.<\/p>\n
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn\u2019t break.<\/p>\n
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement,<\/p>\n
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.<\/p>\n
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.<\/p>\n
The man asks, \u201cAren\u2019t you having any?\u201d The woman replies, \u201cNo. I think I\u2019ll just wait for the police.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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