A large, well-established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack\u2019s door.<\/p>\n
The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust give me a chance to show you what I can do,\u201d said the skinny man.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, see that giant redwood over there?\u201d said the lumberjack. \u201cTake your axe and go cut it down.\u201d<\/p>\n
The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack\u2019s door.<\/p>\n
\u201cI cut the tree down,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
The lumberjack couldn\u2019t believe his eyes and said: \u201cWhere did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIn the Sahara Forest,\u201d replied the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou mean the Sahara Desert,\u201d said the lumberjack.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
The little man laughed and answered back: \u201cSure, that\u2019s what they call it NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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