A blonde walks into Starbucks one morning and orders a coffee and a breakfast sandwich.<\/p>\n
She receives her breakfast sandwich from the Barista, finds a table, and sits down to eat.<\/p>\n
While she\u2019s eating her breakfast she notices that there is a peel-and-win game piece on the side of her coffee cup.<\/p>\n
She pulls the game piece off, reads it, and immediately starts screaming and shouting \u201cOH my god \u2013 I won a motor home! I won a motor home!\u201d at the top of her lungs.<\/p>\n
The manager hears her and yells over to her \u201cMa\u2019am \u2013 you need to calm down!\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde calls back (still screaming and dancing) \u201cBut I won a motor home! I won a motor home!\u201d<\/p>\n
The manager responds \u201cBut ma\u2019am, that\u2019s not even one of the prizes!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201coh yes it is \u2013 it says so right here!\u201d<\/p>\n
The manager takes the sticker and reads it. It says:<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cWIN A BAGEL\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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