An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor.
\nThe doctor said, \u201cYou should start writing things down to help you remember.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later that night, the wife said, \u201cHoney, I\u2019d like some ice cream. Could you get me some from the kitchen?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband said, \u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife added, \u201cWrite it down so you don\u2019t forget!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cI don\u2019t need to write it down! You want ice cream.\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cI also want strawberries on top. Write it down!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband rolled his eyes. \u201cI won\u2019t forget!\u201d<\/p>\n
She added, \u201cAnd whipped cream! Please write it down!\u201d<\/p>\n
He sighed. \u201cI got it! Ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream. No need to write it down.\u201d<\/p>\n
Twenty minutes later, he came back and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.<\/p>\n
The wife stared at the plate and yelled, \u201cI told you to write it down! Where\u2019s my toast?!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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