{"id":5179,"date":"2025-03-01T07:09:06","date_gmt":"2025-03-01T07:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5179"},"modified":"2025-03-01T07:09:06","modified_gmt":"2025-03-01T07:09:06","slug":"the-husband-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5179","title":{"rendered":"The Husband Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.<\/h2>\n

She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn\u2019t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.<\/p>\n

When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number.<\/p>\n

His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone. \u201cHey babe, I\u2019m just changing clothes then will join you,\u201d he said. \u201cAs for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then he hung up and walked out of the room.<\/p>\n

In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.<\/p>\n

Through teary eyes, she read:\u00a0\u201cI could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company\u2019s Christmas Party.<\/h2>\n
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Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn\u2019t taste like a-l.c.ohol at all. He had vague memories of being very loud and screaming at his wife. This did NOT promise to be a good morning for Jack.<\/p>\n

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.<\/p>\n

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Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:\u00a0\u201cHoney, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love, Jillian\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, \u201cSon\u2026 what happened last night?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell,\u201d said the son, thoughtfully, \u201cyou came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.\u201d<\/p>\n

Confused, he asked his son, \u201cSo, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?\u201d<\/p>\n

His son replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know. The only other thing I remember is mom dragging you to the bedroom, and when she tried to ta ke your pa nts off, you screamed,\u00a0\u2018Leave me alone, I\u2019m married!’\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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