{"id":5157,"date":"2025-02-28T08:12:09","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T08:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5157"},"modified":"2025-02-28T08:12:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T08:12:09","slug":"92-yr-old-shuts-down-a-smart-aleck-teenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5157","title":{"rendered":"92-Yr-Old Shuts Down A Smart-Aleck Teenager"},"content":{"rendered":"
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92-Yr-Old Shuts Down A Smart-Aleck Teenager<\/h1>\n<\/header>\n
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When was the last time you had a good chuckle? Laughing is something that all of us need, and if you aren\u2019t getting it naturally, you should seek it out.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, we have something for anybody who needs a good laugh and they don\u2019t even have to go anywhere to get it. All you have to do is enjoy this hilarious joke.<\/p>\n

Laughter is something that is best shared so make sure that others get the best of this joke as well. It is the gift that keeps on giving.<\/p>\n

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.<\/p>\n

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/p>\n

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n

Got drunk once and made love to a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

92-Yr-Old Shuts Down A Smart-Aleck Teenager When was the last time you had a good chuckle? Laughing is something that all of us need, and if you aren\u2019t getting it naturally, you should seek it out. Fortunately, we have something for anybody who needs a good laugh and they don\u2019t even have to go anywhere […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2721,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5158,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5157\/revisions\/5158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}