{"id":5110,"date":"2025-02-26T10:22:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-26T10:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5110"},"modified":"2025-02-26T10:22:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-26T10:22:02","slug":"a-attractive-irish-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5110","title":{"rendered":"A attractive Irish blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An attractive Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little Intoxicated.<\/p>\n<p>She bet 10,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice and said: \u201cI hope u don\u2019t mind, but I feel Luckier when I am in my birthday suit..!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With that she threw her clothes off, rolled the dice &amp; yelled, \u201cCome on baby Mama needs new Clothes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and Squealed, \u201cYES! YES! I WON! I WON!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and her clothes and left.<\/p>\n<p>The dealers stared at each other.<\/p>\n<p>Dumb founded Finally, one of them asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat number rolled on the dice\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other answered: \u201cI don\u2019t know\u2026 I thought you were watching\u201d<\/p>\n<p>MORAL OF THE STORY: All Irish aren\u2019t Drunk, All Blondes aren\u2019t dumb, But all Men are Men..!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An attractive Irish blonde at a Casino seemed a little Intoxicated. She bet 10,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice and said: \u201cI hope u don\u2019t mind, but I feel Luckier when I am in my birthday suit..!\u201d With that she threw her clothes off, rolled the dice &amp; yelled, \u201cCome on baby Mama [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5111,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5110\/revisions\/5111"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}