{"id":5108,"date":"2025-02-26T10:19:45","date_gmt":"2025-02-26T10:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5108"},"modified":"2025-02-26T10:19:45","modified_gmt":"2025-02-26T10:19:45","slug":"every-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5108","title":{"rendered":"Every trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney,\u201d he says to his wife. \u201cYes, darling?\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney,\u201d he says, in mild exasperation, \u201cWhy do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I\u2019d never be unfaithful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I know, darling, and I trust you,\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replies sweetly, \u201cIt\u2019s just that, well, you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you\u2019d be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won\u2019t you? For my peace of mind?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, all right, if you put it that way,\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He relented, \u201cI\u2019ll do it for you. But for safety\u2019s sake, give me more than one!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. \u201cHoney,\u201d he says to his wife. \u201cYes, darling?\u201d she replies. \u201cHoney,\u201d he says, in mild exasperation, \u201cWhy do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I\u2019d never be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5109,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5108\/revisions\/5109"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}