A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I do 200 km\/h, will you take all of your clothes off?\u201d<\/p>\n
The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said \u201cyes, of course\u201d<\/p>\n
He brought the car up to the 200 km\/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over. the Naked girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.<\/p>\n
\u201cGo and get help\u201d he yelled.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t I\u2019m naked!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201ctake my shoe, he said, and cover yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n
Holding the shoe to her pubes she ran off, down the road. she came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.<\/p>\n
\u201cPlease help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!\u201d<\/p>\n
The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said: \u201cthere\u2019s nothing I can do, he\u2019s too far in. \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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