{"id":5086,"date":"2025-02-25T09:27:31","date_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5086"},"modified":"2025-02-25T09:27:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:27:31","slug":"wife-calls-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5086","title":{"rendered":"Wife calls husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: Where are you?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : At home love.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Are you sure?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : Yes.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Turn on the food mixer. Husband : (turns food mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Ok my love goodbye.<\/p>\n<p>Another day\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Suspicious Wife: Where are you?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : At home love.<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Are you sure?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Turn on the food mixer.<\/p>\n<p>Husband : (turns food mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Ok my love goodbye.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the wife decides to call on his son\u2019s fone and he asks him, \u201cSon, where is your father?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Son: \u201cI don\u2019t know, he went out with the food mixer\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband : Yes. Wife: Turn on the food mixer. Husband : (turns food mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee\u2026 Wife: Ok my love goodbye. Another day\u2026\u2026 Suspicious Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife : Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife: Turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5087,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5086\/revisions\/5087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}