{"id":5084,"date":"2025-02-25T09:26:56","date_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5084"},"modified":"2025-02-25T09:26:56","modified_gmt":"2025-02-25T09:26:56","slug":"monica-is-at-the-dentist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5084","title":{"rendered":"Monica is at the dentist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working.<\/p>\n<p>Monica\u2019s mobile phone starts ringing.<\/p>\n<p>Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s up?<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s up?\u201d, \u2013 some man asks.<\/p>\n<p>Dentist: Who are you?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Monica\u2019s husband\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dentist: Listen, man, I\u2019m about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica\u2019s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: \u201cWhat\u2019s up? What\u2019s up?\u201d, \u2013 some man asks. Dentist: Who are you? \u201cI\u2019m Monica\u2019s husband\u201d Dentist: Listen, man, I\u2019m about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5085,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5084\/revisions\/5085"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}