{"id":5037,"date":"2025-02-18T12:43:02","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T12:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5037"},"modified":"2025-02-18T12:43:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T12:43:02","slug":"one-evening-a-little-boy-runs-into-the-living-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5037","title":{"rendered":"One evening, a little boy runs into the living room"},"content":{"rendered":"

One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, \u201cMOM! I GOTTA PEE!\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, \u201cSweetie, we don\u2019t say that. Just say you need \u2018to whisper\u2019 if you have to go to the bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n

The next night, he tries it out. \u201cMom, I need to whisper,\u201d he says quietly, and she takes him to the bathroom, proud of his new manners.<\/p>\n

Later, he finds his dad watching TV and says, \u201cDad, I need to whisper.\u201d<\/p>\n

Without looking away from the screen, his dad grins and says, \u201cAlright, buddy \u2014 whisper in my ear.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

SO CUTE!! HOPE THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!<\/strong><\/p>\n

HAVE A NICE DAY!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A little boy opened the big Bible.<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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A little boy opened the big Bible.<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.<\/p>\n

He picked up the object and looked at it.<\/p>\n

He saw an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages.<\/p>\n

\u201cMama, look what I found!\u201d the boy called out.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat have you got there, dear?\u201d<\/p>\n

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With astonishment in the young boy\u2019s voice, he answered, \u201cI think it\u2019s Adam\u2019s underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, \u201cMOM! I GOTTA PEE!\u201d Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, \u201cSweetie, we don\u2019t say that. Just say you need \u2018to whisper\u2019 if you have to go to the bathroom.\u201d The next night, he tries it out. \u201cMom, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5037"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5038,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037\/revisions\/5038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}