I was swiping through a dating app and matched with someone who didn\u2019t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, I decided to take a chance and meet her.<\/p>\n
I wasn\u2019t expecting much, maybe someone a little rough around the edges, but when I arrived, I was floored. She was stunning: 5\u20192\u2033, baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves.<\/p>\n
Impressed, I asked what she did for a living. \u201cI teach Sunday school,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
I\u2019d never dated a Christian girl before, but I was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, I lit a cigarette and asked if she cared for one.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, heavens no,\u201d she replied, \u201cWhat would I tell my Sunday school children?\u201d<\/p>\n
Fair enough, I thought. Some people smoke, some don\u2019t.<\/p>\n
At the restaurant, I ordered steak, she got lobster, and I requested the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t drink?\u201d I asked, surprised.<\/p>\n
She shook her head. \u201cOh, heavens no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?\u201d<\/p>\n
The dinner and conversation were amazing, but I couldn\u2019t quite figure her out. On the drive home, I passed a cheap motel and figured, why not take a chance?<\/p>\n
\u201cWant to get a room and fool around?\u201d I asked nervously.<\/p>\n
She winked and said, \u201cI thought you\u2019d never ask!\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised, I laughed and teased, \u201cReally? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?\u201d<\/p>\n
She grinned mischievously and said, \u201cThe same thing I tell them every week: You don\u2019t have to smoke or drink to have a good time!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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