{"id":4974,"date":"2025-02-16T08:53:53","date_gmt":"2025-02-16T08:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4974"},"modified":"2025-02-16T08:53:53","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T08:53:53","slug":"paul-woke-up-with-a-huge-hangover-after-attending-his-companys-christmas-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4974","title":{"rendered":"Paul woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company\u2019s Christmas party"},"content":{"rendered":"

Paul wakes up groggy and disoriented after his company\u2019s Christmas party.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He can barely remember how he got home, and his pounding headache isn\u2019t helping.<\/p>\n

As he tries to open his eyes he notices a glass of water, two aspirins, and a single red rose on his nightstand.<\/p>\n

His clothes are neatly folded, and the room is spotless.<\/p>\n

In the bathroom, he notices he has a black eye, and his wife has left him a note in the mirror.<\/p>\n

\u201cDarling, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to pick up groceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!\u201d<\/p>\n

In the kitchen, a full breakfast is waiting, and his son is already at the table.<\/p>\n

Paul asks his son, \u201cWhat happened last night?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, you got home super late, totally drunk, and made a mess. You tripped over the coffee table, broke it, and smashed into the door, giving yourself that black eye.\u201d<\/p>\n

Confused, Paul stammers, \u201cThen why is everything so perfect this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n

His son shrugs, \u201cOh, that\u2019s easy. When Mum tried to take off your pants, you yelled, \u2018Leave me alone! I\u2019m married!’\u201d<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s keep it going with a military twist on Christmas wishes. Sometimes, what you ask for isn\u2019t exactly what you get, especially when you\u2019re stationed away from home. This one\u2019s for anyone who knows the struggles of life in uniform during the holidays.<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A husband and wife were walking down a high street<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A husband and wife are walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She urges her husband to go inside so that she can take a look at it.<\/p>\n

Although she wants it, he doesn\u2019t have to buy it for her, but he promises it\u2019ll be hers one day.<\/p>\n

A month passes, and the wife is at home wondering where on earth her husband is.<\/p>\n

She angrily calls his cell phone.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere the hell are you?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cDarling, you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond necklace and fell in love with it, and I didn\u2019t have money that time, and I said \u2018Baby it\u2019ll be yours one day\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, I remember that my love!\u201d she replies, smiling and blushing profusely as she does.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m in the bar just next to that shop.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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