Tiger Woods Impresses An Irishman With His New BMW
\nThere are certain celebrities that seem to be known by the world. Even the mention of their name is going to get people listening because we want to know what is going on in their lives.<\/p>\n
When most people think of famous celebrities, they first think about singers or actors. There are also many in the sports world that are known by people who don\u2019t even follow the sport, such as Tiger Woods.<\/p>\n
Then again, there are times when people may meet these celebrities without knowing who they are. That was the case when Tiger Woods was in Irland, and we get to laugh at what happened in this funny joke.<\/p>\n
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.<\/p>\n
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf and greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. \u201cTop of the mornin\u2019 to yer, Sir\u201d says the attendant.<\/p>\n
Tiger nods a quick \u201cHello\u201d and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are dose?\u201d, asks the attendant.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re called tees\u201d, replies Tiger.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, what on the god\u2019s earth are dey for?\u201d, inquires the Irishman.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re for resting my balls on when I\u2019m driving\u201d, says Tiger.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy Lands!\u201d, says the Irishman, \u201cBMW thinks of everything!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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