There are certain types of jokes that just guarantee to give us a laugh. Many of them have familiar opening lines, such as \u2018a man walks into a bar.\u2019<\/p>\n
That is what we have for you in this joke, but it is something you have never heard before. The lines may be familiar at the start but the story just continues to get funnier and funnier.<\/p>\n
I have to admit that any joke that takes place in a pub is going to be a funny one in my opinion and this joke doesn\u2019t disappoint.<\/p>\n
A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman, \u201cIf I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, \u201cSure, impress me and I\u2019ll give you a free tab for the evening!\u201d<\/p>\n
So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.<\/p>\n
The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!<\/p>\n
The barman was blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, \u201cWhere did you find him?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d says the man, \u201cI found this magic lamp.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man digs into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp. \u201cI rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWow,\u201d says the barman.<\/p>\n
The man then says, \u201cAs you gave me a drink I\u2019m going to let you have the lamp. Be careful what you wish for though.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the barman rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.<\/p>\n
Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!! Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers! The barman shouts at the man saying, \u201cI wished for a million Bucks! not a million ducks!\u201d<\/p>\n
To this the man replies, \u201cAnd you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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