There are many times in life when we may run across stressful situations. Some of those situations are easy to overcome but there are others that may stick around for quite some time. Perhaps one of the most difficult things that we would face in life is when our significant other is unfaithful to us. The moment that we discover this infidelity, it really changes our life in a way that we may never recover from. It\u2019s a serious situation, but it\u2019s also the subject of a hilarious joke that will keep you laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello?\u201d, \u201cHi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo Daddy. She\u2019s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a brief pause, Daddy says, \u201cBut honey, you haven\u2019t got an Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yes I do, and he\u2019s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brief Pause. \u201cUh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy\u2019s car just pulled into the driveway.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay Daddy, just a minute.\u201d A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. \u201cI did it Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd what happened honey?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn\u2019t moving at all!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he\u2019s dead.\u201d<\/p>\n
***Long Pause***<\/p>\n
Then Daddy says, \u201cSwimming pool? \u2026. Is this 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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