Redneck Man Shows Up At A Party With His Rich Neighbors And Makes A \u2018Big Splash\u2019 With A Gator In The Pool
\nThey sometimes say that \u2018birds of a feather flock together\u2019 and we may see evidence of that in many areas of life. One of the ways that we see it is as far as people of certain classes. Those who are well-off tend to hang around with other people who are well off but those who may be poor tend to do the same. It\u2019s just something that seems to come naturally, but when a mixture of people occurs, it can be somewhat unusual and perhaps even a little funny. That is what we see in the following joke about a redneck man who shows up at a party with his rich neighbors.<\/p>\n
A filthy rich Florida man invites all of his friends and neighbors to a party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. He also invites Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ, and flirting with all the women.<\/p>\n
There was a 10-foot long alligator in the pool and after a few hours of partying the host announced, \u201cI\u2019ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in the pool.\u201d The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and Leroy was in the pool!<\/p>\n
Leroy was fighting the gator and the water was churning and splashing everywhere. Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, punching it, and attempting to strangle it. He finally succeeded and left it floating in the water as he slowly climbed out of the pool. The onlookers were staring at him in disbelief.<\/p>\n
Finally, the host says, \u201cWell Leroy, I guess I owe you a million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, that\u2019s okay. I don\u2019t want it,\u201d says Leroy.<\/p>\n
The rich man says, \u201cI have to give you something, you won the bet. How about half a million bucks?\u201d<\/p>\n
Leroy says, \u201cNo thanks, I don\u2019t want it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The host says, \u201cI insist on giving you something. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?\u201d<\/p>\n
Again Leroy declines.<\/p>\n
Confused, the man asks him, \u201cWell, Leroy, then what do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n
Leroy says, \u201cWhat I want is the name of the sumb!tch who pushed me in the pool!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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