A young man was sitting at McDonald\u2019s when he noticed an elderly couple sharing a meal. What caught his attention was that they had only ordered one meal, plus an extra cup.<\/p>\n
Curious, he watched as the gentleman carefully cut the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him and one for her, until each had an equal portion. He even poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and placed it in front of his wife.<\/p>\n
The old man began eating, while his wife sat quietly, hands folded in her lap, watching him. Moved by their gesture, the young man offered to buy them another meal so they wouldn\u2019t have to share.<\/p>\n
The old man smiled and replied, \u201cOh no. We\u2019ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been, and always will be, shared\u201450\/50.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young man, still puzzled, asked the wife, \u201cAre you going to eat?\u201d<\/p>\n
She responded with a smile, \u201cIt\u2019s his turn with the teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Romantic Bedtime Moments\u2014The Honest Truth<\/strong><\/p>\n One night, an older couple was lying in bed. The husband was drifting off to sleep, but the wife had something else in mind\u2014she wanted to talk.<\/p>\n She started with, \u201cYou used to hold my hand when we were courting.\u201d<\/p>\n With a tired sigh, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to go back to sleep.<\/p>\n A few moments later, she said, \u201cThen you used to kiss me.\u201d<\/p>\n Getting a little irritated, he gave her a quick peck on the cheek and tried to get back to sleep.<\/p>\n Then, thirty seconds later: \u201cThen you used to bite my neck\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n At this point, he threw off the covers, got out of bed, and started heading for the door.<\/p>\n \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n He shot back, \u201cTo get my teeth!\u201d \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n The Weekend That Almost Cost Him<\/strong><\/p>\n A man was recounting the events of the previous week to his buddies at the bar. It was payday, and after a night out with his friends, what started as one drink turned into a whole weekend of partying. He didn\u2019t return home until Sunday night, ready to face the consequences.<\/p>\n \u201cMy wife wasn\u2019t too happy about me disappearing for the whole weekend,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat did she say?\u201d his buddies asked.<\/p>\n He replied, \u201cShe went on and on, nagging me for what felt like forever, until finally, she asked how I\u2019d feel if I didn\u2019t see her for two or three days.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, what did you say?\u201d they asked, intrigued.<\/p>\n \u201cI told her it\u2019d be fine by me!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo, did she leave?\u201d they asked, eager for the punchline.<\/p>\n He smiled and said, \u201cWell, no, she didn\u2019t leave. But the joke\u2019s on her\u2014on the third day, my left eye opened up just a little bit.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n Hope these stories gave you a good laugh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A young man was sitting at McDonald\u2019s when he noticed an elderly couple sharing a meal. What caught his attention was that they had only ordered one meal, plus an extra cup. Curious, he watched as the gentleman carefully cut the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him and one for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4949,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4948\/revisions\/4949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}