Two deaf people get married.<\/p>\n
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights.<\/p>\n
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney,\u201d she signs, \u201cWhy don\u2019t we agree on some simple signals?<\/p>\n
For instance, at night, if you want to have lovemaking with me, reach over and squeeze my left melons one time.<\/p>\n
If you don\u2019t want to have lovemaking, reach over and squeeze my right melons one time.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, \u201cGreat idea! Now if you want to have lovemaking with ME, reach over and pull on my weapon one time and if you don\u2019t want to have lovemaking, reach over and pull on my weapon\u2026 fifty times!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. \u201cHoney,\u201d she signs, \u201cWhy don\u2019t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4907,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906\/revisions\/4907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}