A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.<\/p>\n
He pulls the guy over and says, \u201cYou can\u2019t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy obliges and drives away.<\/p>\n
The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins again.<\/p>\n
This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, \u201cI thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy replies, \u201cI did, and today I\u2019m taking them to the beach.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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