A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates.<\/p>\n
There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun:<\/p>\n
\u201cSister, have you ever touched a man unit?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Sister replies: \u201cYes, with the tip of my finger\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy water and in you go<\/p>\n
\u201cThe next sister approached St Peter and He made the same question:<\/p>\n
\u201cSister, have you ever touched a man unit?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, I once gave a hand job.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPut your hand in the holy water and in you go.<\/p>\n
\u201cAt this point one of the nuns at that back starts pushing<\/p>\n
and shoving her way to the front, when she gets there St Peter asks:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy are you in such a hurry?\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun replies:\u201dI have to gargle before sister Anne puts her ass in it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: \u201cSister, have you ever touched a man unit?\u201d The Sister replies: \u201cYes, with the tip of my finger\u201d \u201cOK, dip the tip of your finger in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4901,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4900\/revisions\/4901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}