{"id":4842,"date":"2025-02-09T09:41:27","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4842"},"modified":"2025-02-09T09:41:27","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:41:27","slug":"no-worry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4842","title":{"rendered":"No worry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife is having sex with her husband\u2019s best friend one day.<\/p>\n<p>Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes\u2026 uh, huh\u2026 OK\u2026 yes\u2026 bye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her husband\u2019s best friend says: \u201cWho was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was my husband,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRelax,\u201d said the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife is having sex with her husband\u2019s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. \u201cYes\u2026 uh, huh\u2026 OK\u2026 yes\u2026 bye.\u201d Her husband\u2019s best friend says: \u201cWho was it?\u201d \u201cThat was my husband,\u201d she replied. The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4843,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4842\/revisions\/4843"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}