A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie<\/p>\n
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.<\/p>\n
Dad says: \u201cWhere were you last night?\u201d<\/p>\n
Son says: \u201cI was at the library.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the son.<\/p>\n
Son says \u201cOK, I was at a friend\u2019s house.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDoing what?\u201d asked the father.<\/p>\n
Son says: \u201cWatching a movie<\/p>\n
Toy Story.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the son.<\/p>\n
\u201cOK it was p*rn!\u201d cried the son.<\/p>\n
Father yells \u201cWhat? When I was your age I didn\u2019t know what p*rn was.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the father.<\/p>\n
The mother laughs and says, \u201cHe certainly is your son.\u201d<\/p>\n
The robot slaps the mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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