Johnny,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cwhat\u2019s the first thing your father does in the morning?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe takes a shit, sir,\u201d says Johnny.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cand what does your father do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a bricklayer,\u201d says Johnny.<\/p>\n
The teacher thinks, hmm, working class, what else can you expect?<\/p>\n
\u201cBobby,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cwhat\u2019s the first thing your father does in the morning?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe takes a shit, sir,\u201d says Bobby.<\/p>\n
\u201cHmm,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cand what does your father do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a joiner,\u201d says Johnny.<\/p>\n
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working class children.<\/p>\n
\u201cFreddy,\u201d he says. \u201cWhat does your father do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a lawyer, sir\u201d says Freddy.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd what\u2019s the first thing your father does in the morning?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe reads The Times, sir,\u201d says Freddy.<\/p>\n
\u201cInteresting,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cand how much time does he spend reading the paper?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot long,\u201d says Freddy, \u201cjust until he\u2019s finished taking a shit.\u201d\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Johnny,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cwhat\u2019s the first thing your father does in the morning?\u201d \u201cHe takes a shit, sir,\u201d says Johnny. \u201cOh,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cand what does your father do for a living?\u201d \u201cHe\u2019s a bricklayer,\u201d says Johnny. The teacher thinks, hmm, working class, what else can you expect? \u201cBobby,\u201d says the teacher, \u201cwhat\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4833,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832\/revisions\/4833"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}