{"id":4826,"date":"2025-02-09T09:37:26","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4826"},"modified":"2025-02-09T09:37:26","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T09:37:26","slug":"last-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4826","title":{"rendered":"Last chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat will be $6.35,\u201d he told the customer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat really is a little too small,\u201d said the woman. \u201cDon\u2019t you have anything larger?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took the same one out again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis one,\u201d he said faintly, \u201d will be $6.65.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. \u201cI know what,\u201d she said, \u201cI\u2019ll take both of them!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. \u201cThat will be $6.35,\u201d he told the customer. \u201cThat really is a little too small,\u201d said the woman. \u201cDon\u2019t you have anything larger?\u201d Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4827,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4826\/revisions\/4827"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}