{"id":4794,"date":"2025-02-06T10:12:26","date_gmt":"2025-02-06T10:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4794"},"modified":"2025-02-06T10:12:26","modified_gmt":"2025-02-06T10:12:26","slug":"an-arizona-highway-patrol-officer-stops-a-harley-rider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4794","title":{"rendered":"An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider"},"content":{"rendered":"

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He asks the old biker his name.<\/p>\n

\u201cFred.\u201d He replies.<\/p>\n

\u201cFred what?\u201d The officer asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cJust Fred.\u201d The old man responds.<\/p>\n

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might give the old biker a break and write him a warning instead of a ticket.<\/p>\n

The officer then presses him for the last name.<\/p>\n

The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.<\/p>\n

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.<\/p>\n

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\u201cTell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?\u2019<\/p>\n

The old biker replies. \u201cIt\u2019s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got through school and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
\nThen the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.\u201d<\/p>\n

The officer walked away in tears, laughing\u2026<\/p>\n

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

A police officer in a small town.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cBut officer\u2026\u201d The man began, \u201cI can explain.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJust be quiet,\u201d the officer snapped. \u201cI\u2019m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief returns.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd I said to keep quiet! You\u2019re going to jail!\u201d<\/p>\n

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.<\/p>\n

The guy looked down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, \u201cLucky for you that the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d came the gloomy answer from the cell.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the old biker his name. \u201cFred.\u201d He replies. \u201cFred what?\u201d The officer asks. \u201cJust Fred.\u201d The old man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might give the old biker a break […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4795,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4794\/revisions\/4795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}