A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,<\/p>\n
decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone\u2026yeah I know, about bloody time, I\u2019m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.<\/p>\n
I love you\u2026can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026we\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe hung up, grabbed his keys and left.<\/p>\n
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.<\/p>\n
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes<\/p>\n
she grabbed the note to see what he wrote\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re outta bread: be back in five minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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