The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.<\/p>\n
The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cNo, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d Helen: \u201cThe second reason […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4785,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4784\/revisions\/4785"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}