A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun.<\/p>\n
Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :\u201dHey baby, want to have fun?\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun says: \u201cGod no!\u201d, so she gets off the bus angry.<\/p>\n
When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him: \u201cHey man, you see that graveyard across the street?\u201d<\/p>\n
The hippie: \u201cyeah I see it, what about it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell every Tuesday night at 8:30, the nun go\u2019s to the top of the hill to pray.<\/p>\n
If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have fun with you, she\u2019ll have too\u201d;<\/p>\n
The hippie replied: \u201csweet!\u201d.<\/p>\n
So, Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun.<\/p>\n
The hippie pops out and says: \u201cI am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have fun with me!\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun: \u201cWell\u2026 ok, but I have a aspect so it has to be oral.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the nun and the hippie have and the hippie runs away and says: \u201cHa, ha I was actually the hippie.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun replied: \u201cHa, ha I\u2019m actually the bus driver!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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