{"id":4696,"date":"2025-02-01T11:21:53","date_gmt":"2025-02-01T11:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4696"},"modified":"2025-02-01T11:21:53","modified_gmt":"2025-02-01T11:21:53","slug":"quick-into-the-closet-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4696","title":{"rendered":"Quick, into the closet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.<\/p>\n<p>One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.<\/p>\n<p>The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. \u201cWho are you?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m an inspector from Termite Busters,\u201d said the exterminator.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d the husband asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd where are your clothes?\u201d asked the husband.<\/p>\n<p>The man looked down at himself and said, \u201cThose little bastards.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. \u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4697,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4696\/revisions\/4697"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}