{"id":4662,"date":"2025-01-30T11:34:15","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T11:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4662"},"modified":"2025-01-30T11:34:15","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T11:34:15","slug":"a-woman-was-having-a-passionate-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4662","title":{"rendered":"A woman was having a passionate affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. \u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d , and she pushed him int closets tark undressed. The husband, however,<\/p>\n<p>became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. \u201cWho are you?\u201d he asked him. \u201cI\u2019m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,\u201d said the exterminator. What are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>the husband asked. I\u2019m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>And where are your clothes?\u201d asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, \u201cThose little bastards!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. \u201cQuick,\u201d said the woman to her lover, \u201cinto the closet!\u201d , and she pushed him int closets tark undressed. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4663,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions\/4663"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}