{"id":4660,"date":"2025-01-30T11:33:43","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T11:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4660"},"modified":"2025-01-30T11:33:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T11:33:43","slug":"how-did-your-chickens-become","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4660","title":{"rendered":"How did your chickens become"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man sat at a local bar and said: \u201cThis is a special day, l\u2019m celebrating.\u201d \u201cWhat a coincidence\u201d, said the woman next to him, \u201cI\u2019m celebrating, too\u201d, she said and clinked glasses with him. \u201cWhat are your celebrating?\u201d the woman asked. \u201cI\u2019m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile,<\/p>\n<p>but today they\u2019re finally fertile.\u201d \u201cWhat a coincidence\u201d, the woman said, \u201cFor my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me l\u2019m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?\u201d, she asked<\/p>\n<p>. \u201cI switched cocks\u201d, he replied.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat a coincidence\u201d, she said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man sat at a local bar and said: \u201cThis is a special day, l\u2019m celebrating.\u201d \u201cWhat a coincidence\u201d, said the woman next to him, \u201cI\u2019m celebrating, too\u201d, she said and clinked glasses with him. \u201cWhat are your celebrating?\u201d the woman asked. \u201cI\u2019m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4661,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4660\/revisions\/4661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}