{"id":4584,"date":"2025-01-27T08:56:27","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T08:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4584"},"modified":"2025-01-27T08:56:27","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T08:56:27","slug":"an-elderly-man-asks-for-just-one-hamburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4584","title":{"rendered":"An Elderly man asks for just one hamburger."},"content":{"rendered":"

Old people make us think about life and what we want to achieve when we get old. They\u2019re wise, know a lot, and can be funny, so there are lots of jokes about them.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s something that will brighten your day:<\/p>\n

An old man and woman went to a restaurant and asked for just one meal, which had a hamburger, fries, and a drink in it.<\/p>\n

When the food came, the man cut the burger and fries in half and gave some to his wife. They both drank from the same drink, taking turns.<\/p>\n

The husband was eating his hamburger, but his wife was just sitting and looking at him.<\/p>\n

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A man saw them and wanted to buy them more food, but the old man said, \u201cNo, thanks. We\u2019re used to sharing everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

While he kept eating, his wife waited patiently and sipped her drink from time to time.<\/p>\n

The man from the restaurant came over again and offered to get them another drink at least.<\/p>\n

The old man said no again, explaining that he and his wife share everything.<\/p>\n

After the husband finished eating and cleaned his mouth, the person watching them came over for the third time, curious about why the woman was waiting for her husband to finish eating.<\/p>\n

He came closer and asked her, \u201cWhat are you waiting for?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife answered, \u201cHis teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n

If this joke made you smile, please share it with your family and friends on Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Old people make us think about life and what we want to achieve when we get old. They\u2019re wise, know a lot, and can be funny, so there are lots of jokes about them. Here\u2019s something that will brighten your day: An old man and woman went to a restaurant and asked for just one […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4585,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584\/revisions\/4585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}