{"id":4510,"date":"2025-01-22T07:06:31","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T07:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4510"},"modified":"2025-01-22T07:06:31","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T07:06:31","slug":"little-johnnys-math-fiasco-and-the-hilarious-farting-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4510","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Math Fiasco and the Hilarious Farting Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Math can sometimes feel like it\u2019s written in another language, especially for children trying to make sense of all those numbers and equations. It\u2019s as if they\u2019re in a world where everything seems familiar yet somehow doesn\u2019t fit together as expected. Our little hero, however, isn\u2019t just dealing with multiplication; he\u2019s also finding humor in the classroom.<\/p>\n

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So, here\u2019s the story:<\/p>\n

A young boy arrives home from school and tells his dad, \u201cI got an F in math today.\u201d<\/p>\n

His dad asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy explains, \u201cThe teacher asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2,\u2019 and I answered 6.\u201d<\/p>\n

The dad says, \u201cWell, that\u2019s right.\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy continues, \u201cI know. Then she asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

His dad responds, \u201cWhat\u2019s the difference?\u201d<\/p>\n

The boy says, \u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n

A Little Extra: The Bedroom Fart Story<\/h2>\n

If you don\u2019t find yourself in stitches over this one, I might just have to say a little prayer for you! It\u2019s about a couple happily married for years. Their only issue was the husband\u2019s morning habit of letting out loud farts that would wake his wife. The noise and smell were unbearable for her.<\/p>\n

Every morning, she pleaded with him to stop because it made her sick. He insisted he couldn\u2019t help it and argued it was all natural. She even suggested seeing a doctor because she feared he might blow his guts out one day.<\/p>\n

Years passed, and his morning routine remained unchanged. Then, one Christmas morning, while preparing the turkey, the wife got a mischievous idea. Seeing the turkey\u2019s innards\u2014neck, gizzard, liver, and more\u2014a wicked thought crossed her mind. She took the bowl upstairs to where her husband was still asleep, carefully pulled back the covers, gently tugged on his waistband, and emptied the contents into his shorts.<\/p>\n

She heard him wake with his usual \u2018trumpeting\u2019, which was immediately followed by a scream and then frantic footsteps rushing to the bathroom.<\/p>\n

She was in fits of laughter, rolling on the floor with tears of joy in her eyes. She thought she\u2019d finally gotten her compensatory prank after years of endurance.<\/p>\n

Tying himself up downstairs, the husband appeared, still shaking, with his underwear stained, and a petrified look on his face.<\/p>\n

Trying to suppress her chuckles, she asked him what was wrong. He said, \u201cHoney, you were right. You always warned me, and I didn\u2019t believe you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAbout what?\u201d asked the wife.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou said someday I\u2019d fart my guts out, and today it came true. Luckily, with some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I managed to push most of them back in\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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So, why keep this joy to yourself? Go ahead, share the laughter on Facebook!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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