{"id":4479,"date":"2025-01-20T10:38:31","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4479"},"modified":"2025-01-20T10:38:31","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T10:38:31","slug":"once-a-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4479","title":{"rendered":"Once a blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend\u2019s home.<\/p>\n<p>Her mom advised her: \u201cMy sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Next day her mom asked her daughter: \u201cHad you a good day?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde answered: \u201cIt was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him:<\/p>\n<p>\u2018There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>But he urged me that I\u2019ve one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend\u2019s home. Her mom advised her: \u201cMy sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn.\u201d Next day her mom asked her daughter: \u201cHad you a good day?\u201d The blonde answered: \u201cIt was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4480,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4479\/revisions\/4480"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}