{"id":4449,"date":"2025-01-19T08:17:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T08:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4449"},"modified":"2025-01-19T08:17:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T08:17:08","slug":"three-holes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4449","title":{"rendered":"Three holes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter Mary? What has upset you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde neighbor replied, \u201cMy dog has died and I\u2019m going to bury it here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Brown said, \u201cYou only have one dog, so why have you dug three holes?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She answered, \u201cThe first two were too small.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the fence and asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter Mary? What has upset you?\u201d The blonde neighbor replied, \u201cMy dog has died and I\u2019m going to bury it here.\u201d Mr. Brown [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4450,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions\/4450"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}